"Ramsey runs this town. You know he told his crew to kill cops, for a game? The LSPD lost five guys that day. That’s some fucked up shit.”
|—||George Washington, during the famous crossing of the Delaware River on December 25th, 1776 (via brommunism)|
me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(thick yorkshire accent) ooo ‘eck, me kokoro’s guin’ proper doki doki
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
You know who has an underappreciated perspective?
Imagine. You’re this warrior-despot. You’ve just conquered this place called “the Mushroom Kingdom”, sounds kind of dumb, but you’re a giant turtle so whatever. You set to work consolidating your gains, crushing…