what the flying fresh fuck in all of the seven fucking realms is this
i want slayer to stick his cony little hat in my wet pussy <;)
No Sven, we're not going back. She's with her true love.Best One Yet
I love these transitional gifs
BEST ONE YET
"what’s up everybody it’s Cr1TiKaL, I’ve just been elected President of the United States, let’s do this shit."
My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.
- ONE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU
- DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU
- UNDERCOVER AU
- PARENTS ARE CEO’S OF RIVALING COMPANIES AU
- PARENTS ARE HEADS OF RIVALING MOB FAMILIES AU
- REINCARNATION AU
- CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH ADJOINING HOUSES/ROOMS AU
- THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL WE’VE GOT AU
Send me a “۞" if you want a photo/gifset of your character & mine paired with a small ficlet/song lyrics.
Since you got a hold of me,
I’m talking about you in my sleep.
What the hell did you do to me?
Oh, it doesn’t matter.
I fell for you
Boy you’re so screwed, so
You’re in for it now.
This. This is what a REAL woman looks like. Not one of those “fake girls” that are photoshopped and airbrushed on the cover of magazines, not one of those girls who wear way too much makeup. I love a woman who has real natural beauty, who doesn’t need makeup or photo editing to make her look beautiful. And as a straight man i
I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.
I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”